2013 Big Wheel Biker Gang Holiday Card

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THE HOST OF THE PARTY YOU NEVER WANTED TO GO TO

I have never read The Host or any of the Twilight books, but I have seen all of the movies. So, I assumed I should not expect a big screen adaption of a literary masterpiece. Not having read the novel, maybe Andrew Niccol just did a horrible screenplay adaption. The acting is about on par with a Twilight movie, but the script doesn't particularly challenge anyone either.

2012 HOLIDAY CARD

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DO YOU REALLY WANT THE OLD WHITE GUY?

I love Gomer Pyle, but if I've got to go fight the man, I'm standing behind Black Dynamite.

West Chester Big Wheel Pub Crawl

The Big Wheel Pub Crawl returns to West Chester on October 6th for the 6th year! Click here to pre-register!

DON'T WATCH THE WATCH

If you've seen any Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller, and Jonah Hill movie in the last 5 years, you can fill in the blanks that the trailer leaves. I've lost faith in any of them to carry a movie by themselves and putting all three together doesn't help their odds. Richard Ayoade does put in a quality comedic performance, but it's overshadowed by the recycled performances of his co-headliners. On the bright side, the aliens were well done.

Legalization of Pot Faces Setback

CNN is reporting the face eating Florida man was high on weed, not bath salts, as previously thought. Score one for bath salts, not so much for marijuana. Sure other legalized drugs might give you impotency, diarrhea, and joint pain, but try to get the FDA to approve a drug with a zombieism as a side effect!

Two Kazoos! And The Roots

Call Me Maybe with two kazoos is way better than those stupid college kids in a van!

Never Trust A Girl In This Top!

I don't know if this is better or worse than high waisted shorts, but why would a woman need a mud flap on her shirt? What exactly is shooting out the back of her that we need protection from? I suppose on the bright side, there is no way to hide if she was the one that cut the cheese.

AWKWARD ACTION FIGURE MOMENTS

Welcome to our first in a series of "Awkward Action Figure Moments." Click on the picture to the left for a larger view. In case you are lacking in historical knowledge of your transforming robots, we've included a video!