AWKWARD ACTION FIGURE MOMENTS

Welcome to our first in a series of "Awkward Action Figure Moments." Click on the picture to the left for a larger view. In case you are lacking in historical knowledge of your transforming robots, we've included a video!

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I WANT A SNOWBOARDING OPOSSUM

I want a snowboarding opossum! Or I at least need to teach Atticus the Yorkie how to snowboard. Ratatouille is the greatest athlete since the waterskiing squirrel.


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Crazy People LOVE Me

Fact: Crazy people love me. As evidenced in my last blog post, they are just drawn to me. I really don't know why.

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5 THINGS YOU SHOULD(N'T) HAVE BOUGHT YOUR VALENTINE

We scoured the web, well mostly Etsy, for the best (pronounced worst) gift ideas you should have gotten for your Valentine.

Maybe you should have started your Valentine off with

I'm A Hall of Fame-r

I take the train to work. I worked late yesterday, so I decided to go in a bit later today. I arrived at the train station after all the rush hour people, otherwise known as when the crazy people ride the train. I was "lucky" enough to have an encounter with one today.

TAKING BACK NEW MEXICO

If you name your state "New Mexico," you are just asking for old Mexicans to move in. I don't know why it has taken Mexico so long to just gather a hundred thousand or so citizens and walk across the border. What could the border guard really do? And it would solve so many problems. Arizona and California could forget about their immigration problems. It would free up that star on the flag so Puerto Rico could finally become a state. Maybe Mexico just has a lack of poster board and markers.

IT'S NOT WINTER WITHOUT BIG WHEEL SKIING

It's winter! So instead of sitting on the couch under a blanket, hit the slopes on your big wheel!

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MY LITTLE PONY IS STILL COOL!

There are probably some hardcore My Little Pony collectors pulling their hair out seeing someone defile their precious little ponies, but what better to do with your old collection if you've got a paint brush and nothing to do with your time? I'm surprised Hasbro and Marvel haven't jumped on this. According to the artist's website, Stan Lee has one. So, what's the hold up?