I’m just going to cut to the chase. I’ve been single for twelve years, ok. Yes, I’m serious, stop laughing. My last girlfriend was in high school. We never went out on a date. I don’t count field trips or the times I took her to subway and she didn’t want me to buy her any cookies. 12 years ago in March, we broke up. I was going to college and back in them days, we didn’t have cell phones or cars. Actually, we had cars but I didn’t have one at the time. Anyway, I’m rambling. Long story short, March is my twelve year anniversary of being a single man. Guess what? Being single sucks.
If I have to wait until I'm 80 and living in Florida for it to be socially acceptable to pull my pants up as high as I can, why should we put up with high waisted shorts. I realize you can't see your self from behind, but it looks like you just pooped your shorts or maybe you just stuffed some Depends in there in case you do poop your pants. You're there in the front though.
I want a snowboarding opossum! Or I at least need to teach Atticus the Yorkie how to snowboard. Ratatouille is the greatest athlete since the waterskiing squirrel.
Apologies if we offend anyone, but we're a gang (it's in the name), so what did you expect? Jesus hates gays is a pretty popular idea. Just google it. It will autocomplete and even give you similar suggestions. Whether you believe in God or not, we are pretty screwed if two dudes loving each other is what he is spending his time worrying about. Maybe that's what he did on the seventh day when he was resting?
The preview would have you believe that there is some mystery in Gone. That maybe Jill (Amanda Seyfried) is crazy and her sister's kidnapping is all in her head. That is thrown out the window in the first ten minutes when they give you a flashback to show you that there is a mystery man that kidnapped her and threw her in a hole, so he most likely did come back and take her sister, Molly.
The Ghost Rider sequel revolves around a story line of the Rider on a quest to save a boy from the clutches of the devil in attempt to lift his own curse. The first sign of danger should have been the intro video to the official website showing Ghost Rider urinating. I wish I was kidding. The video is from a scene where Ghost Rider explains how urinating is like peeing a blowtorch. Cue video.
