Name:
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Scurvy
Steve the
Pirate
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Birth date:
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As old as the sea
itself. His
legend is legendary!
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Birthplace:
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The High Seas
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Marital Status:
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Laura the Pirate
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Pets:
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A pirate that
breaks all the rules, Scurvy Steve traded his trusty parrot, Mr. Booty,
to a blind gypsy on a remote South Seas island for his current faithful
sidekick, Turbo the Booty Sniffer. When 'X' does not mark the
spot, Scurvy Steve turns to Turbo to track down the pirate's treasure.
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Best
known for:
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Scurvy
Steve
the Pirate revolutionized the art of plank walking with his invention
of the 'Remote Plank Release.' When the scourge refuses to
dive off of the end of the plank, instead of walking out to push the
plankee, the planker pulls the patented 'Scurvy Lever' to release the
hinged plank. Splash goes the scourge!
Scurvy Steve's groundbreaking invention has caused a drop in accidental
pirate death by 95%!
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Weakness:
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Sirens.
Duh! He
IS a man of the sea after all.
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