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GHOST RIDER: GHOST OF MY THIRTEEN DOLLARS

The Ghost Rider sequel revolves around a story line of the Rider on a quest to save a boy from the clutches of the devil in attempt to lift his own curse. The first sign of danger should have been the intro video to the official website showing Ghost Rider urinating. I wish I was kidding. The video is from a scene where Ghost Rider explains how urinating is like peeing a blowtorch. Cue video.

HAYWIRE: SOMEONE FORGET TO TELL THE DIRECTOR HE'S MAKING AN ACTION MOVIE

Naturally you would assume casting Gina Carano, MMA fighter and former American Gladiator, as the lead in your movie, it would be a fairly fast paced action movie with a lot of action. Sadly, after the first fifteen minutes you will be wishing you had gotten the large soda to help you stay awake. Soderbergh gives the film about as much action as Drive with about a tenth of the artistic ability.

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